Dirty pick-up lines may seem crass or outdated in this day and age, but using the right one can still break the ice and add some humor and flirtation to an interaction. As we head into a new year, here are 50 of the best dirty lines to have stored away if the opportunity arises. Use them with caution and discretion!

Dirty Pick Up Lines

Classic Lines

Some dirty pick-up lines never get old. Here are a few classics that are sure to elicit a laugh or two:

  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Your body is like a temple - I just want to visit.
  • If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

Dirty Pick Up Lines

Lines about Physical Attributes

Complimenting someone’s appearance can be flattering when done right. Try one of these:

  • Wow, you’re really bringing out the dancer in me with those jeans.
  • You have beautiful eyes… can I see what’s behind them tonight?
  • I’m no professional photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • You’ve got a great smile, mind if I borrow it for awhile?

Dirty Pick Up Lines

Activity Suggestions

Spice things up by proposing an activity… between the sheets:

  • Want to Netflix and chill later?
  • How do you feel about recreational calorie burning?
  • Let’s find a horizontal surface and see who’s on top.
  • I just got a new mattress - want to help me break it in?

Dirty Pick Up Lines

Cheeky References

Get cheeky with lines referencing body parts or activities:

  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.
  • It looks like you dropped something… my jaw.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.
  • Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Dirty Pick Up Lines

Future Plans

Hint at future intimacy with subtle implications:

  • Want to come back to my place and not sleep?
  • I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
  • I’m no electrician but I can turn you on.
  • I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

With humor and confidence, the right dirty pick-up line delivered at the right moment still has potential to break the ice in 2024. Of course, reading the room and your audience is important - so use them sparingly, and kindly accept a no.